I thought it would be a great idea to try out swimming in the sea. You see there is a small triathlon on after my wedding and i have been working towards trying to complete each task, i.e swim 300 meters (tick) bike ten kilometers (tick) run…… still working on it.
I have been working on the swimming in the pool and i have gradually got up to a kilometer, but i am not happy yet, i want to be able to do the 300 meters without stopping, which i havent achieved as of yet!
So i decided to try it out in the sea……… i got all ready and tide was out so walked the mile to the water at orewa beach, goggles on and off i went. When your swimming you think about all sorts of stuff this is what happened for me……………
Yuk the salt water taste like crap…….ok keep going…. thats it… one… two… three…. breath….. one …..two…. three….. four breathe…….. well done…..well this isnt so bad…… i wonder if i can see fish…….. three…. four…. breathe…… keep kicking….just keep swimming, just keep swimming….. it would be cool to be a fish….just swimming along…….oh this reminds me of the story from Billy Connoley……Fish……..Rock…… though i have seen no fish……..maybe im to deep…… ( i stop to check to see if i can touch floor, i can) ok Pauline…… one… two… three…. breath….. one …..two…. three….. four breathe……..a fish…….oh i see a fish….is that a fish?……..a small fish ( i start to look left to right) keep kicking, keep looking…….when you see fish you see big fish and big fish get followed by bigger fish………. Swim faster……oh the burn…..keep going….Dom dom…….Dom dom….oh no don’t think about the shark music……Dom dom……Dom dom…….. think of something else….. The hills are alive with the sound of Musicccccccc….DOM DOM………DOM DOM…….DOM DOMDOM DOMDOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM……ARGGHHHHHHH………OMG something has me, a shark! a shark!
I came running out of the water, seaweed all over me! screaming “Get Away” ” F**k off” ARGGGHHHH…….
Embarrassed, people were looking at me on the beach! I walked back to my Towel and back home…….
So first time swimming in the sea, wasnt as successful as i had wanted!



